BUT LOUIS’ FEET DONT EVEN TOUCH THE GROUND
Harry Styles and his many different cars (rental&his)
why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
or motherfuckers in highschool hallways god dammit like you saw stacy yesterday chill the fuck out
seduce me with film references
"OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS! THEY HAVE LAYERS."
DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
i feel like theres a story behind this that needs to be told
I’m no expert, but I’d say he masturbated right after chopping jalapenos.
'he' is actually a she
*whispers* girls masturbate too
these aren’t real
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out